1. Yo Clocks beats Up In Flames any day

    idkijustlovecoldplay:

    parachutes-ghoststories:

    idkijustlovecoldplay:

    parachutes-ghoststories:

    idkijustlovecoldplay:

    parachutes-ghoststories:

    idkijustlovecoldplay:

    parachutes-ghoststories:

    idkijustlovecoldplay:

    parachutes-ghoststories:

    idkijustlovecoldplay:

    parachutes-ghoststories:

    i think we gotta just agree to disagree on this one. at least vocally i think uif is so much better 

    Bro.

    *shrugs* sorry man. 

    but seriously “can we pour some water on” gets me so turned on not gonna lie

    BROOOOO.
    Can we talk about
    "There we were dying of frustration
    Saying Lord, lead me not into temptation.
    But it’s not easy when she tURNS YOU ON.”

    okay well its not clocks or up in flames but hell yeah thats damn sexy right thur

    Um what about All Your Friends. That is pure baby making music right there.

    HOMIE

    WHAT ABOUT ALWAYS IN MY HEAD

    WHEN HE SAYS “AND SO MY MOUTH WATERS TO BE FED”

    MORE  LIKE ALWAYS IN MY BED COME SLEEP WITH ME CHRIS MARTIN

    I just wanna sit on his lap while he chair jumps gOODBYE

    truuuu tho

    tbh i wanna BE the chair

    I wanna touch Chris Martin’s butt

    i wanna touch his entire body with my tongue

    This is why we are friends

    Exactly. Also your tags. Oh my GOD. UGH

  2. University Advice

    deansass:

    Hey y’all so I should be starting university this Thursday and I need some advice

    I think I’ve got it settled socially, but I have questions class-wise. If you’re a sciences student, especially.

    - Is it better to take notes by hand or with a laptop?
    - Use binders or notebooks?

  3. Yo Clocks beats Up In Flames any day

    idkijustlovecoldplay:

    parachutes-ghoststories:

    idkijustlovecoldplay:

    parachutes-ghoststories:

    idkijustlovecoldplay:

    parachutes-ghoststories:

    idkijustlovecoldplay:

    parachutes-ghoststories:

    idkijustlovecoldplay:

    parachutes-ghoststories:

    i think we gotta just agree to disagree on this one. at least vocally i think uif is so much better 

    Bro.

    *shrugs* sorry man. 

    but seriously “can we pour some water on” gets me so turned on not gonna lie

    BROOOOO.
    Can we talk about
    "There we were dying of frustration
    Saying Lord, lead me not into temptation.
    But it’s not easy when she tURNS YOU ON.”

    okay well its not clocks or up in flames but hell yeah thats damn sexy right thur

    Um what about All Your Friends. That is pure baby making music right there.

    HOMIE

    WHAT ABOUT ALWAYS IN MY HEAD

    WHEN HE SAYS “AND SO MY MOUTH WATERS TO BE FED”

    MORE  LIKE ALWAYS IN MY BED COME SLEEP WITH ME CHRIS MARTIN

    I just wanna sit on his lap while he chair jumps gOODBYE

    truuuu tho

    tbh i wanna BE the chair

    I wanna touch Chris Martin’s butt

    i wanna touch his entire body with my tongue

  4. Yo Clocks beats Up In Flames any day

    idkijustlovecoldplay:

    parachutes-ghoststories:

    idkijustlovecoldplay:

    parachutes-ghoststories:

    idkijustlovecoldplay:

    parachutes-ghoststories:

    idkijustlovecoldplay:

    parachutes-ghoststories:

    i think we gotta just agree to disagree on this one. at least vocally i think uif is so much better 

    Bro.

    *shrugs* sorry man. 

    but seriously “can we pour some water on” gets me so turned on not gonna lie

    BROOOOO.
    Can we talk about
    "There we were dying of frustration
    Saying Lord, lead me not into temptation.
    But it’s not easy when she tURNS YOU ON.”

    okay well its not clocks or up in flames but hell yeah thats damn sexy right thur

    Um what about All Your Friends. That is pure baby making music right there.

    HOMIE

    WHAT ABOUT ALWAYS IN MY HEAD

    WHEN HE SAYS “AND SO MY MOUTH WATERS TO BE FED”

    MORE  LIKE ALWAYS IN MY BED COME SLEEP WITH ME CHRIS MARTIN

    I just wanna sit on his lap while he chair jumps gOODBYE

    truuuu tho

    tbh i wanna BE the chair

  5. Yo Clocks beats Up In Flames any day

    idkijustlovecoldplay:

    parachutes-ghoststories:

    idkijustlovecoldplay:

    parachutes-ghoststories:

    idkijustlovecoldplay:

    parachutes-ghoststories:

    i think we gotta just agree to disagree on this one. at least vocally i think uif is so much better 

    Bro.

    *shrugs* sorry man. 

    but seriously “can we pour some water on” gets me so turned on not gonna lie

    BROOOOO.
    Can we talk about
    "There we were dying of frustration
    Saying Lord, lead me not into temptation.
    But it’s not easy when she tURNS YOU ON.”

    okay well its not clocks or up in flames but hell yeah thats damn sexy right thur

    Um what about All Your Friends. That is pure baby making music right there.

    HOMIE

    WHAT ABOUT ALWAYS IN MY HEAD

    WHEN HE SAYS “AND SO MY MOUTH WATERS TO BE FED”

    MORE  LIKE ALWAYS IN MY BED COME SLEEP WITH ME CHRIS MARTIN

  6. Yo Clocks beats Up In Flames any day

    coldplaymagicc:

    parachutes-ghoststories:

    idkijustlovecoldplay:

    parachutes-ghoststories:

    i think we gotta just agree to disagree on this one. at least vocally i think uif is so much better 

    Bro.

    *shrugs* sorry man. 

    but seriously “can we pour some water on” gets me so turned on not gonna lie

    but have you heard the end of Politik Live 2003??? 

    yooooooo ^^^

  7. Yo Clocks beats Up In Flames any day

    idkijustlovecoldplay:

    parachutes-ghoststories:

    idkijustlovecoldplay:

    parachutes-ghoststories:

    i think we gotta just agree to disagree on this one. at least vocally i think uif is so much better 

    Bro.

    *shrugs* sorry man. 

    but seriously “can we pour some water on” gets me so turned on not gonna lie

    BROOOOO.
    Can we talk about
    "There we were dying of frustration
    Saying Lord, lead me not into temptation.
    But it’s not easy when she tURNS YOU ON.”

    okay well its not clocks or up in flames but hell yeah thats damn sexy right thur

  8. Yo Clocks beats Up In Flames any day

    idkijustlovecoldplay:

    parachutes-ghoststories:

    i think we gotta just agree to disagree on this one. at least vocally i think uif is so much better 

    Bro.

    *shrugs* sorry man. 

    but seriously “can we pour some water on” gets me so turned on not gonna lie

  9. Yo Clocks beats Up In Flames any day

    i think we gotta just agree to disagree on this one. at least vocally i think uif is so much better 

  10. my dad wants to print one of my selfies and hang it in his house?? like why cant you just use a normal picture like everyone else? you are an old man

  11. HONEY BEE BY BLAKE SHELTON DUH

    brobarton:

    I am listening to this right now and it is excellent and 100% my aesthetic

    I know ur welcome

  12. appendingfic:

    ironcheflancaster:

    wedonotpromoteviolence:

    heirofspacecore:

    sleek-black-wings:

    thederpywingedone:

    batmansymbol:

    by the way did I ever tell y’all about the time I got a blank message from nobody, sent on new year’s eve in 1969, when the internet didn’t exist?

    because that happened

    What the fuck

    Time travel.

    Or maybe its from 2069, when we’ve developed the technology to send data to the past. You sent yourself a blank message as a test but as the email address you used to send it doesnt exist yet, it came up as no sender

    I… what?

    OKAY KIDS, LET’S LEARN ABOUT THE UNIX EPOCH

    So back in the early days of computers, when we were trying to build clocks to keep all our computers in sync, we tried a bunch of different ways to synchronize them in ways that both normal people could use and programmers could utilize.

    We just tried saying “The current time is THIS date” and just storing that date as some text, but while that was easy for humans, it was a bunch of different numbers that worked together in funny ways and computers don’t play nice with a bunch of random, arbitrary rules.

    Not much worked, until we realized that we needed a BASELINE to compare against, and a way to represent the current time that covers everybody. So we came up with Unix time, because Unix was the style at the time. Essentially, Unix time represents any given time by saying “How many seconds ago was 12:00 AM on January 1, 1970 in Iceland somewhere?”. Recent enough to keep the numbers relatively small, far enough that nothing computer-y would fall before it, and consistent enough that there’d be no discrepancy based on where you are.

    So what happens when you see the date “December 31, 1969” on a buggy message like this is that the computer received a bunch of zeroes by mistake and went “Oh, this must be a message!” Then when it tried to interpret it, it got to the date, found a zero, and said “Zero seconds since the Unix Epoch? I’ll round down - this was sent at the last second of New Year’s Eve, 1969! They’ll be so happy to finally get their blank message.”

    And then the computer traipsed off on its merry way, because computers are fucking ridiculous.

    This is frankly more hilarious than the 1969 time traveler theory

    (via lordbayatmortilaufeyson)

    mindyournonsense:

    parachutes-ghoststories

    I draw too much Lil Bae and I am so sorrynotsorry..

    But soon friend you’ll get some DeBae.

    Soon……

    Oh God Abby the lil weeb is so cute ahhhhhhh ily

  13. matduka:

    denchgang:

    never skip leg day

    Thats fuckin terrifying

    (Source: pleatedjeans, via guy)

  14. coldplayfeels:

    Guy Rupert Berryman.

    (via lordbayatmortilaufeyson)