1. townseleven:

    parachutes-ghoststories:

    tomorrow if I ask the dj to play the band that sings the egg rolls song do u think he’ll know what i mean

    No I don’t think he will

    If I do it you have to film me

  2. accidently:

    im running for student council

    (via ilovebroccoliandcoldplay)

  3. cassyassbutt:

    backpat:

    captoring:

    4w-k:

    all time favorite quote c:

    shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder 

    your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder.

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    (via townseleven)

  4. urbancatfitters:

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    y es;;; THE ONly GIRL!!!! cOn,grATUALTIO!NS yoU ARE the BE,ST GIRL!!!

    (Source: urbancatfitters, via girlrobbery)

  5. coldplaymania:

    the most important thing to me in this world is watching Will do his thing during Viva.

    (via v-i-v-a--l-a--v-i-d-a)

  6. (Source: kanyes, via v-i-v-a--l-a--v-i-d-a)

  7. burgrs:

    in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

    (via townseleven)

  8. icameas-roman:

    trainhardbestrong:

    hannahroad:

    hannahroad:

    hannahroad:

    Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

    my uncle: “that’s great”

    Miley: “it’s a bird”

    my uncle: “no its not”

    -chirping noise-

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    They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

    update:

    she caught another bird.

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    update: she caught a squirrel today

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    She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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    (via townseleven)

  9. parachutes-ghoststories:

    tomorrow if I ask the dj to play the band that sings the egg rolls song do u think he’ll know what i mean

  10. thewomanfromitaly:

    pageofmelody:

    chesiresailboats:

    frostbackscat:

    I humanized the Magic School Bus, since it’s Ms Frizzle’s TARDIS equivalent! I mean, she IS a Timelord right? And the cliche of overused references ensued!

    wow she certainly is 

    busty

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    this post changed my life forever

    (Source: frostbackcat, via townseleven)

  11. destiel-demon-angel:

    i-mjackskellington:

    lucifersdalek:

    gabe-the-fallen-angel:

    croatoan-fighter-fallen-angel:

    all-around-obnoxious-arsehole:

    silence-falls-in-the-end:

    evanescent-fallen-angel:

    waltherwhites:

    remember when the doctor took the midnight train going anywhere

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    Let’s not.

    Let’s not.

    Oh no

    Oh no

    Are all the comments in twos on this?

    Are all the comments in twos on this?

    Stop that, it isn’t funny

    Stop that, it isn’t funny

    (via townseleven)

    Jeremy walked onto the red carpet [at American Hustle premiere] with an iPad watching the game. He was screaming at the screen, yelling, “Go, baby go!”

    (Source: pennyroyalorange, via townseleven)

  12. awwww-cute:

    He finally grew into that bow tie

    (via carkidsagainstmajorminus)

  13. What's the pacer test? D:

    singingdevil:

    kada-bura:

    oh god.

    The pacer is a test in gym class/PE that brings a shiver of despair down the spine of any unfortunate soul who has gone through it before. And it’s usually done at least once a year. 

    Students line up on one side of the gym, eyeing nervously the painted line before the opposite wall that will decide their fate. The teacher hits play on the stereo and a cheery woman’s voice echoes through the gymnasium. fuck that woman’s happy demeanor. She explains the rules as the kids wait anxiously. Get to the other line before the beep plays. Simple enough, right?

    "Ready? Begin!" she calls, and the gut wrenching ‘beep!’ plays after.

    The kids awkwardly half jog to the other line, with about 3 or 4 seconds before the next beep. Each time the horrendous noise plays they run back and forth to the lines. “Level one, complete” she says, as to pat you on the back for what little victory you’ve achieved.

    Not bad, the kids think. But then comes level 2. level 3. With each interval the time between the beeps shorten, and you’re running as fast as you can to the other line. Your foot hits it, you pivot, the beep plays, youre running again. Your lungs burn, your throat is sore, your heart is on the verge of an attack. No rest. No mercy.

    A girl is the first to crawl over to the instructor, defeated. Seeing one has fallen, other students begin to follow since “at least theyre not the first ones out”. Clutching their chests they bail out of the test. One girls crying. You can’t tell if the boy on the gym floor is alive or not. Three kids left for the water fountain and still havent made it back. 

    And then, the fallen sit there, watching the myths, the legends, the kids who have made it past 100 laps. 120. 150. When they finally collapse a cheer erupts from the students. Theyre heroes.

    But the excitement only lasts for so long as the next round of nervous kids line up, who opted to go in the second wave and prolong their torture. The womans voice kicks back up. The beep plays. The cycle continues. 

    I am so fucking glad the voice we had was a monotonic male.

  14. you-do-you-boo-boo:

    GUYS IF YOU LOOK AT THE WORD “SWIMS” UPSIDE DOWN IT STILL SAYS “SWIMS” OH MY GOD

    (via you-do-you-boo-boo)